I've been an avid fan of this monthly "gathering" for...I don't know how long. If you haven't heard of it, head over to Baltimore Bistros and Beer. He explains it so I don't have too.
I was incredibly excited to finally be able to participate in this. I have been racking my brain all week trying to come up with something. Last night, I gave up. Sometimes inspiration just never hits. Then, ten minutes ago when I was taking out the garbage, the light bulb lit up.
In my true dry sense of humor form, I present my first contribution to the session...
I don't play sports. Golf. Football. Basketball. Curling. Downhill Luge.
I don't participate in competitions. Chess. Darts. Nathan's Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest.
So how am I supposed to get any trophies!?
That's why I drink.
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